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"I will spray WD-40 right up your pee hole!"
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"Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"By the time I realized what a bad idea that was it was too late to stop.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"Yes, but I had already swallowed. You're going to have to do better next time.""Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - GravekeeperComment
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K, did you get it in yet?
Yeah.
Okay, fill 'er up!
That's s nice pipe you got there!
Hey I have an extra rubber here if you need to cork your pussy. Ass.Comment
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(said in numerous variations and times between me and my supervisor):
Sup: "You know you're an asshole, right?"
Me: "Yes, yes I do"Answers are easy...it is asking the right questions which is hard.Comment
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I've had that same exchange with some of my former CWs at the wholesale club.Quoth daleduke17 View Post
Them: "You're an asshole."
J2K: "Yup, thanks for noticing."PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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The hospital is, like, where's our money? I mean, come on, her surgery was in May. Give me some time, here.
"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"I'm not sure what to feed the girl - she's a vegetarian."
"She won't eat tuna salad? Then make her a fried egg sandwich.""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"Life was so much more interesting before I was medicated. Every day was a surprise!""Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - GravekeeperComment
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"Oh crap, the ibuprofen's wearing off..."
RapscallionComment
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"You keep on using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means"Comment
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"Rated F for Flatulence!"PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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Can I pull out yet?Comment
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