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(cheerfully) "Oh, I'll kill him one of these days."
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"I am quite confident that I do exist."
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SC: Man, I haven't gotten laid in at least thirteen years now.
A: B can beat that.
SC: Oh? (in a tone denoting curiousity) ... (very long pause) ... oh. (in a tone denoting understanding and embarassment)
B is in early 30s and never been intimate. Very open and not stressed in the slightest about it too.Comment
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"I'm not the one telling people to buy me a dildo!" (Yes, a coworker said this...thankfully no customers were around!)"And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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"I have no idea what is going on with my junk today"The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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"After staring at barcodes all day, I'm going to dream about fucking zebras. You can take that as a verb or adjective if you like. Both are likely to work."
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"The tranny hooker that works the corner of my old block has an outfit like that.""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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You know, if you weren't so lazy you wouldn't always be so tired.
*said by someone who doesn't work to someone whose shortest work day so far this month was just over 10 hours.*
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HK1: "I don't care if HK2 double-dips or not because I've kissed her brother!"
HK2: *death glare*Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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Hubs: "I work five weeks at an art show, and don't meet anyone I know. I work two hours in a liquor store, and meet two people I know! What does this mean?"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"If I smile on-cue it causes small children to run screaming and dogs two miles away to howl in terror. Are you sure you want that?""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"Did you just describe the Black Panthers as 'feisty'?"
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I wouldn't always be so tired . . . if I quit taking my Enalapril. But I'd rather not have a heart attack or a stroke.Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.Comment
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You know, when you drink with drag queens in public, things just sorta happen."Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"They told me to look at the toilet from a whole new perspective.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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