Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[sarasquirrel]

"I can smell your nuts. Im getting hungry"

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I like my steak when it's still mooing a little. . . .

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"If it's pink and doesn't stink, it's all good!"

"That's really insightful. Should we have that put on your tombstone when you die?"

[Sakka]

Ah-hah. .... Found your wet-spot.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

"Yep...when customers call in they hear press one for orders, press two for customer service, press three if you're insane and want to talk to David."

[Rapscallion]

"Are you still in my box? Oh god, what have I said?"

Rapscallion

[Justicecupcakes]

"Go and clean the long, dirty knob!"

[Rapscallion]

"Bringing hookers to work will always end in disaster."

Rapscallion

[sarasquirrel]

"I've seen better porn"

[Dreamstalker]

"Bench-pressing chicken nuggets!"
"I'm not sure the chicken would enjoy that."

[Justicecupcakes]

"I've just gotta de-strawberry-fy my pants first!"

and

"I'm batman"

[Jay 2K Winger]

"Is it wrong that I want to take an axe to the server right now?"
"If wanting to destroy a server is wrong, then I don't want to be right."

[SuperDan]

Fire is the bacon of our industry.

[bhskittykatt]

Other MOD: "You let us in, or I'm taking your husband back to my room, and he won't be going home with you."

[SuperDan]

You guys swear a lot; I don't like being in HR.