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"Man, nobody can pack a bowl better than you can."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"Phtttttttbbbbt. That's what I think about that."Comment
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"You showed me a trick that I've been trying to figure out for years. And I've been here for 18 years, you've been here a week"
"If he had a hammer and said "put your finger there" don't do it! He'd hit you with that hammer"Comment
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"I'm hard of hearing, but my new glasses make it better"The report button - not just for decoration
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"Your meat dribbled on my paperwork you big dumb bastard!!"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Friedrich NietzscheComment
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"Can you advise me of something fairly traded and heavy that I can fill doorstops with? Beans, maybe?"
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I never thought I'd say this but you know what? That floor tastes pretty d*mn good!"The things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do…."
I'm coming back as a Schooner Wharf Bar dog.Comment
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"Badger badger badger..."
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"You're an astronaut and you're blowin up the moon!"Comment
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"Fine, I'll do Your Nuts for you."
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"Ok, H, come over here and jiggle this one."I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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"Is it possible to overdose on meat? I think I did that last night."
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"You Lick Buttholes?????"Comment
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"You mean MacGyver isn't a real person? This changes *everything*. This is just like the time I found out about Inspector Gadget..."Comment
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