Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Gizmo]

This is Mike, he has a great Big Tool Box.

(right place this time? yay!)

[Rapscallion]

"I have to ask - why are you looking at my crotch?"

Rapscallion

[DGoddessChardonnay]

"In my next life I'm coming back as a porn star."

[zenhashi]

"Both women and men are okay, just not that the same time."

[Solacelawlz]

"Put it in there, yes right there...perfect fit, wait no no pull it out pull it out..... shit you made it explode."

[Jay 2K Winger]

"Put it in there, yes right there...perfect fit, wait no no pull it out pull it out..... shit you made it explode."

...is this from the "That's What SHE Said" File?

[gremcint]

CW: I have ten minutes left what do you need from me?
Me: A backflip right here, there should be enough room there.
CW: It'd be more of a backflop.
Me: that works too.

[Solacelawlz]

"You either get onboard and ride this thing, or we'll find another that can take it!!"

[Solacelawlz]

"I.T. takin' our servers....? welp... in that case might as well get ready to bend over and grease up, it's gonna be a long ride ladies and gents...!" - "...our admins are so silly.. So say we all!!"

[Dreamstalker]

"...but the satanic homicide seems familiar."

[booksellersanonymous]

"Can I have a cheaphotel sandwich please?"

[Dips]

That's the blandest tasting one in bunch. If Soylent Green is people, they're really boring people.

[dragon_wings]

I used to be a girl too, I understand.

[cinema guy]

"Our super secure password is '1234'?"
"Yes, it is more secure than our 'password' password."
"You wouldn't need an enigma machine to figure that out!"

[Dreamstalker]

"Customers have peepee on their hands; I'm not using that bathroom."