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"Tell me what you thought I was thinking, because maybe what you were thinking what you thought I was thinking is better than what I was actually thinking."
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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. -
"It's a fetish thing. I have lots of other baby stuff at home."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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B: Hmm... how do you work this? I'm not even sure if its on...
M: Well lets start with the On/Off button...
B: {sheepish glare}I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - JoiComment
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Me: I bet you'll be glad tomorrow when Gump comes back from vacation
Naitch: I'm gonna kiss him right in the mouth!!Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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"Viv, you see that chick? I'd sure love to test drive that"
"Testing is for sissies"
"You're right, I'm drivin' that shit right into the ground!"
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"O...M...G...I was almost done talking to this woman about her order and ready to end the call and she started talking about her PERIOD...and her FRIENDS' periods and how the eclipse caused every woman to have their period at the same time..." <coworker can hardly talk because of the extent of the
factor> <rest of us are laughing hysterically and also saying "EWWWWWWW">
"I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"Comment
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Feral box.
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"Me and my can of pineapple are goin' home.""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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Just goes to show... You can't be a good dancer and completely straight.
Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
Supernatural 9-13-05 to forever
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Other MOD: "You need to show me that sometime!"
Me: "Wait, are we still talking about MLP fetish porn?"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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I have a pornographic memory!No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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"Just think of me as your Work Mom.""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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I came in early so that I could go home early whilst still getting distracted by work and ending up going home late and get home in time for my appointment.I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - JoiComment
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