"I need a long, red one, young lady."
"If you won the lottery on Saturday, what would you do with the ticket until Monday? What? I mean, banks aren't open, so you can't put it in a safe deposit box. One guy told me he'd tape it to his chest. I told him he'd get all excited and take a shower with it still taped to him!"
"If you won the lottery on Saturday, what would you do with the ticket until Monday? What? I mean, banks aren't open, so you can't put it in a safe deposit box. One guy told me he'd tape it to his chest. I told him he'd get all excited and take a shower with it still taped to him!"
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