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"BRB going to the bathroom.."
"If you need assistance let me know, I'll pick up the slack..."
"yea... bout that..."
"If you need assistance let me know, I'll pick up the slack..."
"yea... bout that..."
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"You calling me old?"
"Well, if the Depends fit...."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Some folks the only way you're getting an idea in their head involves a fire ax.Meeeeoooow.....
Still missing you, PlaidComment
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"that broken piece of crap made it up here?"
"we had no choice, it's government owned"
"soooooo we (the company) moved a broken piece of government owned crap? that was a smart use of the moving truck..."Comment
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Good Friday............... isn't that a Jewish holiday??
Me: Wow bro. Just, wow.Comment
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Darlin' , you're cute but I can't afford ya.Meeeeoooow.....
Still missing you, PlaidComment
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"What's the best way to clean a dutch oven?"
"Huh huh, you said 'dutch oven.'"
"IRV! The customer is on the phone here!"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"You should, like, leave this place and go party or something!"
"Yeah, let people fend for themselves!'
"Yeah... I value my job a little more than that."
"But its a holiday!""And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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"Anyone in the bathroom?"
"Hmm...about five girls."
*cue customer going all deer in headlights shocked at what was my manager's silly joke*
And, a variation:
"Anyone in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, about five women."
"Damn! I'd better get in there!""And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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"I'd rather it be there than on Nick's ass!""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"Yo dawg.. I heard you like coffee, so we put hot coffee in yo coffee, so you can coffee instead of cold coffee'ing!!"Comment
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"By the end of the day, we should have towels coming out of every orifice."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"I would've been on time, but I just can't seem to find my clothes anymore!""And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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"This place needs a mission statement."
"Want me to go flush a toilet?"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"It's bigger and stiffer than you expected, but it's all they had left."
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