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"Excuse me, I'm trying to get to.....wait, it says here....sesame street? Can you tell me how to get there?"
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"Now I don't want you breaking stuff when I'm around!""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"Did I really just type 'training for trainers training' and make sense?"
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Looks like we had a visit from the Fuck-up Fairy.Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out rightComment
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I ran out of clean clothes, so I'm wearing some things of my girlfriend's.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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Hey, where the hell did you go? Stalker, get over here and stalk me man!
Just because they serve you, doesn't mean they like you. And just because they smile and act polite doesn't mean they aren't planning to destroy you.
"I put the laughter in slaughter."Comment
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"I'm going to take out my screwdriver and replace their turbine with a GIANT INFLATABLE COCK!"I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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"Nice pajamas!"Arsenic is 'natural'. Hemlock is 'organic'.Comment
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"I'm being attacked by lip gloss!"
"You're lucky. Shampoo tried to kill me earlier."Comment
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Of course you'll drop your pants; you're German."Oh, you hate your job? There's a club for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet down at the bar." ~Drew CareyComment
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"Can I, like, work in the fridge? I've got a cold sore and don't want many people to see it."
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"You don't CHASE a pimp!"Liberate me Bitch!Comment
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Damn you!!!!!! Quit shaking that thing at me in public!!!!!!!Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"Don't let him drag you into his fairy gingerbread world in the fridge!"
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"so what nicknames for K do we have?"
"'wew', 'old kosher bastard', and 'dr. dreidle'."Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.Comment
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