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We've gotten the literal shit kicked out of us.
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"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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Male CW to female CW: "I will slap you with my koochie!""Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - GravekeeperComment
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you'd think a priest would know how to readInterviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.Comment
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"Why...WHY is that song stuck in my head?"
"What song?"
"Give Me Two Pina Colladas."
"Well... there are worse songs to get stuck in your head."
"True. Like... anything by Miley Cyrus.""And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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"Let me just park this sideways so I can just jerk it around and stick it in the hole."
"And they say romance is dead."Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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"Smell me."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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I say that one when I'm trying out a new lotion. Doesn't even faze my coworkers anymore.Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostComment
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"I'm so glad you didn't get murdered over the weekend! If you had, the rest of us would have felt like huge jerks.""Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - GravekeeperComment
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"That reminds me: I still have to find my severed head.""Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - GravekeeperComment
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"Man tears are healthy.""Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett
Emissary of Minong - my blog and its Facebook pageComment
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Boss: "Yeah, we're going to the casino on Sautrday night. My niece is turning twenty-one. My daughter has her fake ID, so she's gonna try to go, too."
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"If a cat has a mustache, it's not a cat. Then it's French.""Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - GravekeeperComment
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"I can't hear you. You sound like you're in a garbage can."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Same with perfume. Me and Ramona (our QA lead) will switch our perfumes out once in a while and we'll smell each other.Quoth Aethian View Post
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"Just remember anything cherry is always going to be a virgin."Last edited by DGoddessChardonnay; 10-24-2013, 08:25 PM.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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