Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Bandit]

"Child Molesters in here!"

B

[MoonCat]

"I've got a large ball in my mouth!"

[Dentarthurdent]

"Can you pull a cheaper room out of your ass for me?"
"YES."
"*grunt, grunt, hand motions near ass*"
"I don't know, [Dentarthurdent]. What SKILLS do you have??"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"This makes me angry and hungry at the same time."

[Solacelawlz]

"Good gawd man.... If I had a woman for every time you've failed, Hugh Hefner would praise me!"

[crazylegs]

...but without the lube. Oh, we need more lube.

[Dentarthurdent]

"It's sticking up in a very I-want-to-push-it-down manner."

[BeeMused]

A: Damn, I can't find the hole!
B: I hope that doesn't happen when you're with your wife!

[Ghel]

"Otherwise, I'll be in here tryin' to sell the tickets."

[Racket_Man]

Actual customer said this tonight: "Pull out early"

[BrenDAnn]

"Hey, how are you doin' today?"
"Not as bad as you! Half of your weiner fell on the floor!"

Then, later:
"Gosh...a man can't even have a weiner anymore without someone wanting to call him!"

[cinema guy]

"CG made me do it!"
"Yes, I'm just like Jimmy Saville, I am."

[Deevil]

T: I just found a Sugar Daddy
D: Lucky you
T: And the Sugar Daddy just went down my shirt
K: That's the best kind of Sugar Daddy

[crazylegs]

It was really tight, couldn't even get my fingers in there.

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I put my hand in and the damn thing just tore.

[Dreamstalker]

"I usually like to know what I'm going to get yelled at about before it happens."