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"Don't mind me, I'm just being an asshole."
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"Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"All I did was throw the pen!"Comment
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They're throwing chickens at me up here!
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My hand just goes that way sometimes!Comment
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"Hey, Johnny Cash, get out of the ceiling!""Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."Comment
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She bit a hole in my thong!I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.Comment
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"Yeah, that's our new advertising campaign. '<store name>, sure we suck, but at least we suck less than Wal-Mart!'""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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I'm a part time stripper, and I do hair!Comment
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Did you say "pornflakes" or "cornflakes"?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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"Most of the women I know are female."
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You're such a tease.-"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
-Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"Comment
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"I know when you work for assholes you have to deal with assholish stuff, but this is too much"
"She was ugly, just ugly, she looked like a man-woman, we could have put some boots on her and put her downstairs and no one could have told the difference"
"Goddamn Jack that was ignorant"Comment
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"Hmm - I think I can smell intestine, and I think it's yours."
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"Did you just say, 'Gold pee?'""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"You mean I can't shut you in the meat locker this time?"Discourtesy Clerk, purveyor of fine hay bales, pine scented douche and stuff that's not in bins since July 2006.
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