"This is the best penis I've ever ate"
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"Soy El Zorro Mexicano!"
"He’s as gay as the Moon."
"The Moon is gay?"
"Yes."
"Are you wearing lederhosen?"
"I might be."
"Listen, the man's got long arms. He can do the Charleston without bending over."You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.
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"I got you hooked...I'm gonna real you in and drop you in the bucket!"Last edited by DesignFox; 03-30-2007, 10:21 PM.I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
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"Man, if I saw Larry charging at me, I'd shit my pants!"
"That's the second time Wolf Man has been out here since he got here.""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"May the burger gods have mercy on your soul"
"Does anyone know where the hell all the jelly went?"
random shout from back.
"what the hell are they doing in the dishwasher?!"
"God, there's so much butter on this thing, I can feel the heart attack even now."
"Shazam!"
"What?"
'Shazam. You know like the movie?"
*rolls up paper and wacks her on nose. "No. No. Bad waitress. We do not speak of satan and his bad, bad decision making here."
"I bet I can guess what they're going to order."
"alright, what is it?"
"pancakes, sausage, and an iced tea."
*looks down at paper.* "Damn."Just because they serve you, doesn't mean they like you. And just because they smile and act polite doesn't mean they aren't planning to destroy you.
"I put the laughter in slaughter."
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"Sorry that took so long... I brought back food, so the crazies came in."I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
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"I used to think life wasn't fair and then I started thinking, what if life was fair and all this stuff that happens to us happens cause we deserve it? I mean, really, who deserves a whiny a$$hole that won't take no for an answer?""The things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do…."
I'm coming back as a Schooner Wharf Bar dog.
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