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"If I'm weak and hot cause of him I'm gonna kick his butt when he comes back on Monday!"
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"The things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do…."
I'm coming back as a Schooner Wharf Bar dog. -
"So, you are back at work now?"Comment
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"I was starting to enjoy not waking up with a hangover, and then last night happened..."
RapscallionComment
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"That is wrong even by the wrongest standards of wrong.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"It USED to fit!!"
"Aren't I supposed to be the one opening it, and you push it in?"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"I've got a 16-inch sausage coming up soon..."...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked LexiComment
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We wanted to, but the health department was all like, "Aw HELL naw."You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.Comment
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M: you should call in with "skeet poisoning."
me:
Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.Comment
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"I was helping with the brand tasting of new beers last night. I did six of them. This morning I looked at the notes I wrote last night and I think I need to do them again."
RapscallionComment
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"Hey! Don't touch me there, that's sexual discrimination!""Oh, you hate your job? There's a club for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet down at the bar." ~Drew CareyComment
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"Anyone happen to know who might have puked on the speaker?"
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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"Yes, but a cold that turns into the bubonic plague is much harder to trace than simple murder. And takes about the same amount of planning.""The things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do…."
I'm coming back as a Schooner Wharf Bar dog.Comment
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"What this sterling member of society supposedly doing at the time of the robbery? Doing good deeds somewhere? <pause> Was he rescuing kittens?"I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.Comment
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"How dare you! I'm all wet because of you!"check out my new blog!!!!
http://pitofdespairblog.blogspot.com/
feel free to comment/send me the links to your blog!Comment
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"So are we gonna die now, or die later? Because I have plans for later.""Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."Comment
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