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**Becks** · 05-06-2007, 02:56 AM

I better grab it while I'm still thinking about it.

**Dreamstalker** · 05-06-2007, 02:23 PM

"...and my tombstone is tricked-out."

**Emmeileia** · 05-07-2007, 04:10 PM

Don't blame me, blame the laws of physics!

**LabCat** · 05-08-2007, 04:37 PM

"Skippy, how many trips to the bathroom does that make?"

**Spiffy McMoron** · 05-08-2007, 05:34 PM

"I'm really quick about things. In fact, sometimes I'm done before anyone else knows I've started."

**Rapscallion** · 05-09-2007, 08:03 PM

"I haven't laughed so much since Paris Hilton got sentenced to jail!"

Rapscallion

**Rapscallion** · 05-10-2007, 07:52 PM

"If I'm going to poison you, I'll do it to your face."

Rapscallion

**Sofar** · 05-11-2007, 06:19 PM

"Why must you turn my burger joint into a house of LIES?!"

**Becks** · 05-12-2007, 03:23 AM

"It figures. We finally see some big ones, and I'm not the one who gets to use them! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"

**BusBus** · 05-15-2007, 01:56 AM

"Well, that's my sexual harrassment for the day...."

**Rapscallion** · 05-16-2007, 07:06 PM

I'm going to go and piddle on their desks.

Rapscallion

**draftermatt** · 05-16-2007, 07:23 PM

I'm not sick or anything, I'm just not feeling like myself today, so I'm going to use a personal day.

**Rapscallion** · 05-16-2007, 10:29 PM

How was your holiday? Actually, don't bother telling me - my weekend was far better in all regards.

Raspcallion

**Food Lady** · 05-17-2007, 01:01 AM

"I need to go home early. First, I turned on the heat but didn't turn on the motor. Then, I turned on the motor but forgot the heat."

**draftermatt** · 05-17-2007, 03:39 PM

"Can't go wrong with Wang... that's right I said it"

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