Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[AFpheonix]

"Heh heh heh....check out this product label. It says 'shake well' and 'creamy' on it. Uh huh huh huh huh huh...."

[Rapscallion]

"Y'know, if she's got two young children, she wasn't really a successful lesbian, was she?"

Rapscallion

[Tithera]

"sometimes I wonder whether these raisins are trully rat turds. That would be funny, but weird to touch, wouldn't it?"

"you are useless to all life! Now go out there and try to be usefull, even though we know better."

"Snake skins."
"Where the hell that come from?"
"On a customer's boots that just walked in."

"May I take your food preference so our magical wizard of confection may wave her wand of wonder and bring forth your meal of choice? Or would you like something to drink first?"

"Why are the menus in the men's restroom again?"

"The mole people from under the fire escape are attacking, everyone prepare for war!*everyone picks up pointy silverware and shout "HOOOOOOOOO!!!" and take off to outside door* (all after closing mind you)

[Professional Serf]

"Sometimes all you can do is put lipstick on the pig and walk away."

[Delphae]

"I'm board. Poke"

[Sofar]

"The lavatory stinks of drunken innaccuracy."

"I didn't order pot. I ordered a pizza."

"You been sittin' there all afternoon! Either buy those, orgasm, or leave."

[DesignFox]

"So, Fox...do you have a ball? 'Cause you just dropped that one."

[Lyger]

"If we're going to keep insulting each other, they have to get gradually worse!"

[Dreamstalker]

"No, don't do it in bed. You shouldn't do anything in bed."

"They obviously weren't weaned on Creamsicles."

"That's not a fuse box, it's a throwback to the Stone Age."

"What do you expect me to do with ten dollars?!"

[Rapscallion]

"Can you hear that? That's the sound of your cheque being shredded."

Rapscallion

[Sofar]

"Too fat. Lots of fire."

"Urgent wolf update!"

[reformedwaitress]

"If we ever get rich and famous and decide to bang other people, let's do it as a team effort."

"We need a helmet for her wrist."

"It makes me think your right nipple's deformed."
"Maybe I don't have a right nipple!"

"I stradled the frog."

"You're not very good at 'being still', are you?"

"You probably should have told him that before he started drinking."

[Rapscallion]

"Do you think he lost his virginity yet?"

Rapscallion

[Dreamstalker]

"Be careful when you go down wearing socks."

[lastofthesummerwine]

"You can hear anything in this place except ham frying and the Lord's prayer!"