Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Rapscallion]

"Oh my god, it's Wednesday."

Rapscallion

[B&NGoddess]

"running through here in a drunken spree is totally out of order."

"that's the thing about those Beelzebabies. they just pop the fuck up."

(holding up two stuffed mice) "look! meeces! oh shit, im fuckin' loopy as hell."

[Rapscallion]

"This is the shirt of a man who no longer cares."

Rapscallion

[DesignFox]

"When we get the new sign-age, we should change our slogan to say 'We hate people'"

[Spiffy McMoron]

"What's this you're saying about my doodle?"

"See? You bought a Bon Jovi album and we experienced the apocolypse!"

[Spiffy McMoron]

"You'd make a terrible clown."

[Rapscallion]

"'Tis better to have loved and lost than to have turned up to do overtime on a Saturday, but at least the money's better."

Rapscallion

[Rapscallion]

"Topless apart from her wrinkles."

Rapscallion

[reformedwaitress]

It's like apperating, you take it in Key West and wake up in Cualaluloo. No one knows where Cualaluloo is, but it's not in Hawaii or Honolulu.


He was having a political discussion with the cup about the squirrels trying to assault him.


Drug dealers are roaches; turn on the lights and the disappear.


They're having a convention in the restroom.


Yeah, it's just a homemade sugar packet. The boys in blue love them some homemade sugar packets.


Now you just have a wet awake caffinated drunk. And they make noise.


For those fifteen minutes, Johnny Boo and his friends with be having hot chocolate and cookies and milk.


He was seeing pink elephants that told him it was a good idea to try it. They were apparently sorely mistaken.


Cause everyone knows that pink elephants and yellow dinasours like to hide in the tiles and jump out at unsuspecting patrons.

[reformedwaitress]

She's a Rennie who denied napkins on the premise of "Duh -- pirate!" I think she trumps all things chocolate.

[cinema guy]

"My foot hurts."
"What's wrong with it?"
"I've got achilles tendonitis."
"What does that mean?"
"It means my foot hurts."

[Sofar]

"From deuce-double-oh-deuce to aught-quatre."

"I will give you both back problems and front problems."

"I wish I was a girl, so I could wear a dress."
"Couldn't you do that now?"

[Cyanocobalamin]

"I don't care for anything that comes from the goat."

[Becks]

"I like it hard...hard...hard on...Oh, crap, that doesn't sound right!!!!!!"

[B&NGoddess]

m: im gonna open a bike store called "deez."
me: "deez wheels."
m:
me: "deez wheels, son."
m:
me: "ride deez wheels, son."
m:

"no water allowed? what is this, stalinist russia?"