"So my otter died and I got a new alligator which was after we went down the elevator with the elephant and that shot of tequila."
"No one makes out in my loft until I f*cking make out in my loft!"
"So and so goes up for a jump shot -- OH and he's checked into the boards!"
"Why am I spitting freakin rocks?"
"I can buy that house for $300? Dude I'm freakin sold."
"Dude, I'll have to be in a casket before that ever happens."
"This is why I come here every day."
"So what do you do?"
"I'm a cokehead whore."
"No one makes out in my loft until I f*cking make out in my loft!"
"So and so goes up for a jump shot -- OH and he's checked into the boards!"
"Why am I spitting freakin rocks?"
"I can buy that house for $300? Dude I'm freakin sold."
"Dude, I'll have to be in a casket before that ever happens."
"This is why I come here every day."
"So what do you do?"
"I'm a cokehead whore."
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