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  • #631
    "I'm surrounded by radioactive tangerines"
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    Them:Oh, I see you got them stiched
    me: Yer, all three, its just easier that way
    Them: Can't blame you
    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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    • #632
      "On a four-on-four play..."
      "Heh--you said 'foreplay'!"

      Well, you don't want a purebred puppy anyway. You know the hillbillies from Deliverance? They're the human version of purebreds!
      I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

      Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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      • #633
        "You're not a gum whore...you're a gum NYMPHO!!!"
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #634
          All the scantily clad sex fiend women just need to go the f*ck home!..........wow. Never thought I would actually say that.
          "The things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do…."

          I'm coming back as a Schooner Wharf Bar dog.

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          • #635
            "Did your husband call you last night?"
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #636
              p: didnt you know? you can tell if someones a zombie if they like jews, drink coke, and smoke newports.
              Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

              I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.

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              • #637
                It's the renegade muffin!
                The report button - not just for decoration

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                • #638
                  If ice cream comes back from the dead, does that make it zombie ice cream?
                  "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                  • #639
                    "what's the tower, I don't know what the tower is"
                    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                    • #640
                      Unless your a spy, you're not a spy are you?
                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                      • #641
                        I just squeezed it and it went everywhere...
                        If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                        • #642
                          The bollard won
                          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                          • #643
                            s: so i signed up for all these mailing lists so i could send her the info and help her out. so now im getting all this jew stuff, like col--
                            me: coloring books? they sent you jew coloring books?
                            b: oh yeah. "here, color the fire orange. look at the fire. roar, fire, roar."
                            s: oh god, you guys are terrible.
                            me: but funny. terribly funny.
                            Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

                            I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.

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                            • #644
                              I'm going to put a bowl of cornflakes on the counter every morning just so you can piss into it!
                              I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                              Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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                              • #645
                                "This is my 'I'm-thinking-pervy-thoughts' grin"
                                "Honestly officer, he asked for a shot and I gave him one. Why do you need the handcuffs?" - MannersMakethMan

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