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Somebody ate the plunger again.
Did they forget to fork you?
Did they forget to fork you?
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Meeeeoooow.....
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Oh, yeah, the butt doesn't look normal.Is it insanity to reason with the voices in your head or to ignore them and hope they go away on their own? - Hod from Brat-halla
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Silicon is found in trace amounts in the human body. Unless you're from California.I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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yeehaw
j: im not joe fashion, but what the fuck.
m: she looks like shes wearing nazi maternity clothes.
k: why are you dressed as the grinch?
me: scott stapp called. he wants his hairstyle back.
t: you ever walk around and then suddenly youre assaulted by a horrible smell? but you keep walking and then its gone. shouldn't it stay with you? you know, follow the air movement?
me: what if youre walking perpendicular to it?
t: but still. no one fart dodges, do they? they dont try and juke it out.
t: okay, who gave mickey a wet butt?
h: we had to walk the store after the meeting and try to stay downwind of her.
t: you know what would be awesome? plush bacon.
t: i just wanna leave a note for steve saying that "tartok the ice beast" is awesome and we should have all kinds of product and displays for it. and my quote for it would be "RAWR!"
me: j was telling me that your voice cracked like a 12 year old boys.
m: it did not!
j: it totally did. you sounded like the pimply faced teen from the simpsons.Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.Comment
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"Try not to run over any little old ladies"Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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I need to stay another night. The bird is in my path.If today is an indication of the rest of the week, I'm going to need to start drinking. - Mongo SkruddgemireComment
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Y'know, Bruce, I can show you a way to hit the higher notes.
(singing)Brad, I'd like to shovel your hole.
Condoms were for sailors.NPCing: the ancient art of acting out your multiple personality disorder in a setting where someone else might think there's nothing wrong with you.Comment
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"What would your face be like if you were giving birth to a yak?"
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"Salesteam, please don't push any more of the **** promotional stock - we ate it for lunch yesterday."
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"You're killin' me"
"Go unload the damn truck. God bless . . ."
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"You noticed how quiet it's gotten around here now?"
"Yeah, she gone!"Last edited by DGoddessChardonnay; 11-27-2007, 09:24 PM.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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You know how you can liven up a class? Throw things.I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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I just don't like you. Does that upset you?I know nothing and I can prove it!
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Hey, Don! Hold my Cocker for a minute!Comment
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I just need to go back to bed. or else someone is going to die today."The things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do…."
I'm coming back as a Schooner Wharf Bar dog.Comment
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"I've been running back and forth all day changing tags and checking in vendors. Where's my second paycheck?"Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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