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I'd really like to taste that... oh and the candy bar too...
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It just regurgitated in my head.NPCing: the ancient art of acting out your multiple personality disorder in a setting where someone else might think there's nothing wrong with you.Comment
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Is that a beard or are you trying to eat a muskrat?Comment
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You should learn to swallow."I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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LSD and hippies!NPCing: the ancient art of acting out your multiple personality disorder in a setting where someone else might think there's nothing wrong with you.Comment
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Why did I just refer to myself in the third person?NPCing: the ancient art of acting out your multiple personality disorder in a setting where someone else might think there's nothing wrong with you.Comment
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Are you having sex with a chocolate a**hole?
No, a moose.
How do I lowercase an 'and' symbol (&)?NPCing: the ancient art of acting out your multiple personality disorder in a setting where someone else might think there's nothing wrong with you.Comment
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more from school...
prof1: i was trying to eat my head during the whole thing.
prof2: i wouldn't trust my brother with a wrench, let alone a firearm.
prof2: id prefer that you all be unarmed, seeing as i am the one who has to hand out grades occasionally.
prof1: he said "feminism is a bad thing because then all women become prostitutes."
me: because prostitution is at the top of my list after i become "liberated."
prof1: "the oddly verbose mime was hovering near the martini bar." (diagram that sentence.)
me: i was trying to do this in the union and it was making me giggle. people kept looking at me funny.
prof1: i try to entertain.
student: just pumping a shotgun should be enough to send people running.
(prof1=police and the urban environment, prof2=advanced english grammar)Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.Comment
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"Would an associate please go to the garden center for a cocaine sale"Last edited by Enigma; 12-07-2007, 02:26 AM."I just figured you would be terrified, and I would be sarcastic about it."Comment
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"Am I on the wrong side of the counter?"
"No, you're on the wrong side of the door."I know nothing and I can prove it!
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"Why you gotta be a whore when I'm working?"
"It's better for it to be going down than up.""The things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do…."
I'm coming back as a Schooner Wharf Bar dog.Comment
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Blue plus tan do not make black.
I don't think I've ever speculated on the sex life of my car before. Whiteboards, yes.NPCing: the ancient art of acting out your multiple personality disorder in a setting where someone else might think there's nothing wrong with you.Comment
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Wanna feel my fur?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"The pink perks you up."Comment
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me: i am going to pee my pants if he does that over the intercom.
sc: asioubeg?
t: what?
sc: wuh tym'z it?
t: 10:45
sc: huh?
t: ten forty five.
me: take the marbles out of your mouth.
customer: theres a guy out there screaming about judgement day. maybe im just paranoid, but thats creepy.
me: for the love of god!
k: again?
customer:
Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.Comment
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