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Me: "oooh, who sent us the cake?"
Manager: "Pakistan"I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
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"I'm sick of men. I really am. If this keeps up by the time I'm 35 I'll be the permanent cover girl for Bi/Lesbian Weekly!!"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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"That's ok, I'll just borrow Kelly's box"Campaign for Xmas workplace sanity
If you start off with the premise that the general public are stupid and work up from there you will be fine, and occasionally supprised.
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"So I have this penis slowly growing in my bathtub..."check out my new blog!!!!
http://pitofdespairblog.blogspot.com/
feel free to comment/send me the links to your blog!
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"Did you remember to wash your meat curtains?"
"Don't worry, this present is 'work appropriate'...it does not involve a vibrator or a penis."
"Question: What do I say to a guy who asked me why we have no sticks of cheese? I tried the usual method of telling him we sold them all, but that just wasn't a good enough reason..."check out my new blog!!!!
http://pitofdespairblog.blogspot.com/
feel free to comment/send me the links to your blog!
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