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  • #736
    Y'Know, pork Pie is a lot like SMT
    How so?
    Its full of lips, tits and arseholes
    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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    • #737
      "Well, if you want to eliminate Shrinkage, I suggest wearing warmer underwear".

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      • #738
        She looks like french fries.

        It's her. I can tell by her feet.
        NPCing: the ancient art of acting out your multiple personality disorder in a setting where someone else might think there's nothing wrong with you.

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        • #739
          its quite odd watching someone taking their trousers off in the main office
          don't worry its nothing you haven't seen before.
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #740
            Who ever knew that our immune systems apparently know kung fu?
            "The things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do…."

            I'm coming back as a Schooner Wharf Bar dog.

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            • #741
              Those flying monkeys were pretty cool.

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              • #742
                "Eugene Smith. Thats hardcore English right there."

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                • #743
                  Me: Did you just tweak his nipple?
                  S: Yeah.
                  C: I kinda liked it.
                  Me: ...Do me next?

                  (Heard as I walked by, I never saw what was going on)
                  Female CoWorker1: ...have balls hanging off the back?
                  FCW2: Looks like.
                  FCW1: Ooh, they feel squishy.
                  FCW2: And kinda hairy too, huh?
                  FCW1: I like hairy balls...
                  Last edited by coldcupofjoe; 01-17-2008, 12:35 AM. Reason: I remebered another one

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                  • #744
                    Hey Dillon, I need some scotch tape and hand lotion.
                    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                    • #745
                      h: shes "dissipating", which is her new word for "blowing a cyst".
                      me: is that her problem? shes blowing again?
                      c: what is wrong with you two?
                      h: ::makes popping noise:: blowing cysts out of her coochie!
                      me: okay, thats enough.
                      h: ::makes popping noise::

                      j: do you have sharp cheddar? no? then youre not defending the state of wisconsin properly. get out.

                      m: brett favre will be appearing at this store between 9am and 12noon on friday...on a magazine.

                      j: did you just blaspheme the favre?
                      m: all of a sudden dudes just rappel down from the ceiling.

                      j: where did you put the ghetto books?

                      customer: are these the ones that everyone else wants?
                      m: no. those come in friday.
                      customer: then i dont want these.
                      m: so you just want the ones that everyone else wants?
                      Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

                      I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.

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                      • #746
                        "I'm in a bad dream and I still have my clothes on."
                        The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                        The stupid is strong with this one.

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                        • #747
                          The last time some one told me that a baked good was 'The Sh*t' I had a really good time.

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                          • #748
                            Black rights... and braaaaaains.
                            NPCing: the ancient art of acting out your multiple personality disorder in a setting where someone else might think there's nothing wrong with you.

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                            • #749
                              "Look how kinky it is!"
                              What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

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                              • #750
                                Okay there's a kid sprinting up and down the hall, and why am I so full of this sudden undeniable urge to just stick a leg out and trip him..?"
                                "Because you're a Bad Person!!"
                                "Respect: to admit that something one may not enjoy or prefer might still have great value." ~L. Munoa

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