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  • #856
    "I spotted the tape and foiled their evil plan."

    "Personally I do not believe that Jesus was a fish."

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    • #857
      "WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH? It looks like a mouse tail!"
      SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
      SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!

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      • #858
        "The ancient Sumerians were assholes."
        The High Priest is an Illusion!

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        • #859
          "Coffee time! Bugger!"

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          • #860
            "Hopefully he's staying at home, daydreaming of the golden days in Pangea."
            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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            • #861
              "...Bye!!"
              half a beat
              "Only at work!!"
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • #862
                "A self-sacking trial member? Is that anything like a self-basting turkey?"

                Rapscallion

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                • #863
                  "That wasn't just a call of nature - more like a bellow of nature."

                  Rapscallion

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                  • #864
                    "I think it's a box of Panadol."
                    "That makes you a drug courier."

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                    • #865
                      I don't see anything wrong with giving talking sheep a bit of some pot.
                      "But I don't want to be among mad people."
                      You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.

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                      • #866
                        "Pika-whore isn't 12! She's at least 20."
                        "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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                        • #867
                          "Oh noes! I'm one egg short of a full carton!"

                          "The coolest thing about Jesus is he was a reverse vampire made of wine."
                          Last edited by edible_hat; 03-29-2008, 12:46 PM.

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                          • #868
                            "Bob Barker is a spry old man. I wouldn't want to fight him."

                            "I'm beginning to smell a weird noise."
                            "Smell a weird noise?"
                            "Yeah. Its a sulfury kind of noise."

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                            • #869
                              *pats stomach* "yeah I'm not wearing a vest. This shit is bullet proof."
                              "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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                              • #870
                                "So I hear that you've been sucking for 12 years."
                                I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                                Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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