"Uhh... Did you say that you would so go down on that guy across from us in the Fone Zone right now?"
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"Is that drink flaming?"
"No, but the waiter is."Labor boards have info on local laws for free
HR believes the first person in the door
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"She didn't shave my picture!""Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann
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"Gilgamesh! GILGAMESH! GILGAMESH!!!!! I HAD BETTER SEE SOME KILLING IF Y'ALL WANT A RAISE!!!!!!!""I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."
"Free at last from my vegetable prison!"
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"If I see just one more paper airplane around here, people are going to start disappearing without explanation."
"*ripping off headphones* Allright! Who the **** changed the windows startup sound?!"
"I'm amazed that addlebrained redneck knew which end of the phone to talk into. Probably been into the moonshine again or something." (phone customer waaay out in the boonies in TN)
"Hey -------, how do I explain to this guy how to give his grain bids?"
"They cannot all be down. All those phones CANNOT be down...not at once...there is no possible way...oh damn we are so screwed."
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