"So, that Laser printer thats full of carconogenic toner? can I blast the black and coloured dust out of it with the air compressor?"
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(Note: All voices are all male.)
R: (mock flirting) Hey, cupcake!
Me: Hey, cinnamon raisin bagel with cream cheese!
(Later)
R: (mock flirting) Hey, pumpkin!
Me: Hey, butternut squash!
T: Will you two fruits knock that off?!
R: Pumpkins are fruits?
T: Actually, I think they're legumes.
Me: T thinks I'm a legume!I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
- IPF
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where's my bitch?
*gregg walks in*
aaah! there he is!-The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-
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"You know, in ancient Sparta, they used to throw disabled babies off a cliff."
"Really? I wonder what the babies were thinking of as they fell."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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