"Oh man, I'm going to go back to not paying for it. Paying for it was just so convenient but with prices going up, it's better to do it yourself."
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(All of the following was heard over the employee headset I was wearing.)
Store Greeter: Batman's here.
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Co-worker 1: Batman is buying Wii controllers.
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Co-worker 2: Batman uses a Discover card.
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Store Greeter: Batman has left the store... He told me to "keep it real."I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
- IPF
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(These all come from the same courtesy clerk.)
"I didn't do a halfass job of it. I did a very sexy job of it."
"Now if he's done fingering me, we can go."
"This register is named Eddie. Because much like Eddie, when you give it too much to do, it quits working."» Horse Words «·» Roleplaying Stuff «
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"how many techs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"Into what? a fitting or your arse if you keep asking us stupid questions?"-The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-
Stick that in your blog and smoke it.
A guide for customers about retail
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No day is ever quite as good without the sweet, sweet touch of goat."That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."
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Me: Fine. Tonight, I'll do it the way District wants it done. Then tomorrow, after the inspection--that you know won't happen anyway--I'll come back in and do it RIGHT!I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
- IPF
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