Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Jadedcarguy]

Thanks for the input, Boy Blunder.

What's blunder?

Exactly.

[draftermatt]

"If he fired me I wouldn't come back after he cooled down. I'd take it as a ticket to get the fuck out of this place"

"He should have just told him 'go fuck yourself, I've got work to do' instead of walking out"

"Well of course he didn't get yelled at, he's family, he's infallible"

[draftermatt]

"Wow you're good"

"Meh, thank Google"

[crazylegs]

It's strange, I can't fill my mouh with anything stodgy, like yoghurt.

[fireheart]

1: "I bought some snakes."
2: "You bought some sex?"

[persephone]

I think the kids like me. They're trying to get me to play "Duck Duck Goose".....or they could be trying to push me into the street in front of a bus.

[Jay 2K Winger]

"I hate it when people leave a bunch of cold re-shops for us."
"I have a suggestion for dealing with them."
"What's that?"
"Boom, headshot."

[GingerBiscuit]

Damn, if you're not careful I'll resort to cannabalism. Connie will be last.

Without these on I find it hard to focus on faces- but I can tell that Dave is there, he;s a mix od shadows and scowls.

[edible_hat]

"I'll lift and you push" *crack* "OK that was a bad idea, how do I put this back together?"

[crazylegs]

Personally I share everything with my Mother.
Oh, really? There are a few I wouldn't
Like what?
Syphillis, Gonhorrea that sort of thing...

[persephone]

"You know, a mcbride. It's like a McMansion -- a mass markerted bride."
"Oh, like the ones from Russia?"

[edible_hat]

(on radio)"It's an announcer-free day here on [radio station]!"
"If it's announcer free day, who was it that just told us about it?"
"The same guy who interrupts the music to tell you that there's been no interruptions for the last 20 minutes. His sister interrupts hold music to tell you you're still on hold.

[edible_hat]

"Did you just crap your pants?"
"No, I quoted that well known theologian Parson Wind."

[smileyeagle1021]

"Really, other than not being attracted to guys I could easily be gay"

[Fenrus]

"If I have to repeat the suspect information again, I swear to god..."
"hey Fenrus, don't be so narcisistic!"
"Narcisistic? I'm not being narcisistic... Homicidal, but not narcisistic."