Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Dips]

"I must have chain mail. And owls."

[technical.angel]

"Camel's back go SMASH!"
"Jennifer, it'll be okay."
"Ripped in two."
"Just calm down."
"Both burned separately."
"Take a deep breath."
"Ashes dumped in two different rivers."
"Now you're just talking crazy."

[edible_hat]

"No, a really ridiculous price would be seventeen groats per furlong."

[scroob]

I'm going to take everything off...

[Sylvia727]

"Sometimes the elephant in the room is just a novelty bookend."

[iradney]

My mom wants my boyfriend to pay 10 cows and a goat for my lobola* if he proposes

* Lobolo or Lobola (Mahadi in Sesotho; sometimes translated as bride price) is a traditional southern African dowry custom whereby the man pays the family of his fiancée for her hand in marriage. The custom is aimed at bringing the two families together, fostering mutual respect, and indicating that the man is capable of supporting his wife financially and emotionally.

[Rapscallion]

"I just endured the worldwide story of one woman's problems with natural hair colouring."

Rapscallion

[scroob]

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk

[crazylegs]

If I bend over can you put your hand up there and pull it out for me?

[Fenrus]

"Suck me passionately, eh? Wow, that's a great song lyric!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry I sung that to you!"

"You know, I hope we call out SWAT"
"Oh, you bastard, no. I hate you"
*rest of us chanting* "SWAT, SWAT, SWAT!"

[scroob]

I'm going to go get a couple of 50 packs

[scroob]

Excuse me, ma'am, you just dropped your pants

[scroob]

You suck at not being itchy!
Mommy, why are you getting naked?

[edible_hat]

That's not a Chrysler... oh wait they just covered it in armor and weapons and stuff. Cool!

[technical.angel]

Oh, it looked like you had a baby there for a minute.