Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[crazylegs]

You see, their schedule is this:
pub/training/pub/training/pub/training/pub
Ours is this
pubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpub/training (alcohol awareness)pubpubpubpub

[Spiffy McMoron]

He doesn't even listen to himself! He said he wouldn't talk to me again, and an hour later he talked to me!

[cinema guy]

"Is that bucket what you projectionists use for a toilet?"

[Shangri-laschild]

"Plus it looks like barbe-q sauce, which is how I base all my decisions"

[edible_hat]

"Most people don't know how to drink alcohol properly."


"It doesn't have a best before date, it's best after. I've opened a few that were years after the best after date and they were awesome."

[Jack Doe]

Fleigen. Don't worry, it's a German thing.

[Dreamstalker]

"Who knows, maybe there are banks in the afterlife."

[draftermatt]

I can't believe he has the audacity to complain about a smokey smell in the bathroom considering what it normally smells like in there after he's done.

[edible_hat]

"Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble too and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?"
"sounds painful."

[Shangri-laschild]

"See I only got it in the face"

[smileyeagle1021]

"Have you ever been violated by a big stick"

[edible_hat]

"Thanks boss! Now I just need some free pants and I'll be fully clothed!"

[scroob]

Look out; there'd better be noone in there I'm coming in!!
OMG there's a dead hooker in here!

[edible_hat]

"There really needs to be an age limit for showing cleavage."
"Mind you, those boobs have got to be at least 50 years younger than the rest of her."

[Spiffy McMoron]

You know, he HAS to have realized that we all hate him.