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It was like LSD--on acid!
Have you ever wanted to kill someone so badly you didn't care if there were witnesses?
Have you ever wanted to kill someone so badly you didn't care if there were witnesses?
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I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"Looks like somebody wants us all to know that he's got a very, very small penis."Comment
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"Go down and find Joe, tell him to drop his pants, and if you kiss just right then you'll get an 'A'"Comment
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Ooh an at-home twinkie set. Now I don't have to spend $800/month on twinkies!I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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Get off my rack!I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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Male voice: "I need a man..."I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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"I don't want my uterus, you can have it."Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.Comment
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Same person, at different times:
Everything's that darn internet. I wish somebody would blow that darn internet up!
God created us to get caught when we flub up."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"have faith in me b"
"I do have faith in you....faith that you're crazy""Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac HallComment
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"sd, get back to work or ill stab you with a sledgehammer"This is a drama-free zone; violators will be slapped. -Irving Patrick Freleigh
my blog:http://steeledragon.wordpress.com/Comment
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"Hang on, I've got to put something in the mailbox"
"Hurry up, cause it's nekkid time""Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac HallComment
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"So, I got to my mate's and dropped off my bag in his spare room, turned around, and he was standing there offering me an inflatable sheep. I reckoned this was thoughtful, because I'd forgotten to bring my own."
RapscallionComment
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"Spontaneous bingo!!! I've got my dauber right here!!!"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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...I have an urge to steal 50 cars...I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.Comment
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