Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[edible_hat]

"I'd rather be playing WoW, if only because there you get ride to work on a giant rhinoceros."

[purplebrat]

"damn this wood is sticky"

[crazylegs]

I thought he was coming at me with a knife, then I realised it was a spoon.

[Titchyboy]

"couldnt they have just , ya know STABBED him in the neck"

[Rapscallion]

"Someone who owes us money is complaining that one of our people asking for money has upset them by doing so. Their email address is huggles and kisses at email provider. Oh, they've spelled their email address with 'z's in it. Wonderful."

Rapscallion

[draftermatt]

"What's wrong Matthew?"

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"I work here"

"Say no more my friend"

[edible_hat]

"So yeah, you just kill them and take their pants..."

"That's where the magazines live now, and here's some spare porn."
"Spare porn?"
"Don't worry, we'll need it pretty quickly around here."

"Him coming through the door at 6 am wakes the children."
"So keep your sexual activities in the bedroom."

[draftermatt]

"According to him you and I are the only one's in this place without balls, whatever that's supposed to mean"

"Really? Tell him he can come up here and suck mine then"

[purplecat41877]

I need a home.

This will be my home.

[technical.angel]

"It's like breathing ice out there!"
"Is it cold?"
"It's like breathing ice out there!"

[draftermatt]

"He said instead of a turkey he's getting you ninja turtle underwear... See boss, I told you I'd tell him, what color do you want, green, red, or yellow"

"Well out of the 3 I guess green. I have enough yellow underwear. I'm wearing my Bart Simpson's right now actually"

[raije]

"It's only because he's a fun sucker."

[Dreamstalker]

"Dammit, why does the postage meter only like you?"

[edible_hat]

"Turns out he's now a programmer who works for Siemens."
"Wouldn't he be better off working for money?"


"She ran off with a vacuum cleaner salesman."
"Well that sucks!"
"It's always to do with sex or money."
"The salesman must have a bigger hose."

[Dreamstalker]

"Sorry for stealing your box, but we're running low in there."
"That's all right. My box is everyone's box."
"..."