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**crazylegs** · 01-15-2009, 02:01 PM

Thing is, when you spend £50 all you'll be able to think is "this is 0.000000005ml of his jizz"........

**Spiffy McMoron** · 01-16-2009, 12:22 AM

Hey, is Mxxx afraid of clowns? Because I want to use a picture of Ronald McDonald as a wallpaper.

**wynjara** · 01-16-2009, 05:36 AM

I bet those geese were Muslim.

**~~edible_hat~~** · 01-16-2009, 07:43 AM

"I could go home now, but it's not worth coming out here for $30."

**crazylegs** · 01-16-2009, 07:23 PM

I'll just get my bits out...

**~~edible_hat~~** · 01-17-2009, 08:15 AM

"I have to wash the Hatmobile. Apparently if you're a bird it looks just like a toilet."

**Spiffy McMoron** · 01-17-2009, 10:43 PM

You could not pay me to join in this conversation!

**Mike Taylor** · 01-19-2009, 02:25 AM

"C'mon, let's make it RAIN, people!" (Let's make a lot of money!)

**scroob** · 01-19-2009, 12:56 PM

"Hello, my name is Inigo Mentoya. You called me ugly, prepare to die!"

**Rapscallion** · 01-19-2009, 06:56 PM

"I'll make sure it's a big one for you tomorrow. A really big one... what am I saying?"

Rapscallion

**Becks** · 01-20-2009, 04:39 AM

"I'm a walking, talking, living, breathing sexual harassment case!"

**draftermatt** · 01-20-2009, 03:33 PM

"He said that when I asked him if he wanted delivery tomorrow he thought that today was Wednesday"

**Spiffy McMoron** · 01-21-2009, 02:14 AM

Remember the good old days, when you weren't such a dick?

**~~edible_hat~~** · 01-21-2009, 02:39 AM

"You're wife's on the phone"
(into phone) "Hello darling..."
"Just kidding! It's the guy from Coke."

**Rapscallion** · 01-21-2009, 09:11 AM

"Oooh - you don't look like the Terminator any more!"

Rapscallion

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