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"good grief is F constipated?"
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I think the strain of trying to be normal is causing him to lose it.I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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Oh, I'm sorry, I HAVE KNEES!"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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cw: which one is mine?
me: the bigger on--the longer one--forget itComment
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It's great! On a day like this, you go in there and wet yourself...Comment
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You can eat it or wear it. I'm not bothered either way.Good customers are as rare as Latinum. Treasure them. ~ The 57th Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition.Comment
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I'm getting fed up of telling people there's no demand for those.Good customers are as rare as Latinum. Treasure them. ~ The 57th Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition.Comment
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"I like the game where you whack the beaver" - Bossman # 1"smacked upside the head by the harsh of daylight" - Tori Amos "The Beauty of Speed"
a sucking chest wound is merely mother nature's way of telling you to slow down - ArmComment
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"CC Carl a few times if you want to taunt him about the treats."The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.
The stupid is strong with this one.Comment
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"You're getting a big rubbery one from that stapler, aren't you?"
"Leave me and my stapler alone"
"I'd like to buy a goat, please."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"To think won't be of any help in this case."I still miss my ex.
But my aim is getting better.Comment
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"Take the Tastycake out of your mouth next time"Comment
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