Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Dreamstalker]

"If the Ghostbusters had an IT division, we would be it."
"I don't even want to know what would try to possess this heap. Even a true chaos elemental wouldn't touch it."
"It's what would that worries me."

[Aethian]

"So, think I could fit into your pants?"

[reirei]

- "Stop being a pussy and drink the grape juice!"

[Bagboy]

The carts! The carts will never transform into Optimus Prime!

-What do you mean that the money is gone? Of course its gone You have told me every hour on the hour, you're like a damn clock.

-The darkness is coming

[Bella_Vixen]

"I *still* have an urge to steal 50 cars..."

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

"Try not to pass out on your face again."

[Bandit]

"Oh! So plug this in here and it will work? COOL!"

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[Dips]

"I doubt Mt. Doom is wheelchair-accessible."

"The [brand name] printer works just like a regular printer after you liquor it up."

"Don't talk about snot nose with the hollandaise interface. That's just nasty."

[crazylegs]

A bren gun mounted on a push bike...? Interesting.

[sarasquirrel]

"just stick it up the tube and see if it comes out the other end"

[crazylegs]

The surgeon could fit her whole hand up there.

[Spiffy McMoron]

Oh, I'm going to punch you in the scrotum!

[Becks]

"Do you want your sausage wrapped in plastic?"

[Rapscallion]

"Well, slaves are biodegradeable..."

"Could always glue four people together for that. Two bent over if you wanted to be environmentally friendly."

Rapscallion

[crazylegs]

I've heard all about you, and your inside leg measurement.