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  • "If the Ghostbusters had an IT division, we would be it."
    "I don't even want to know what would try to possess this heap. Even a true chaos elemental wouldn't touch it."
    "It's what would that worries me."
    Last edited by Dreamstalker; 03-05-2009, 06:22 PM.
    "I am quite confident that I do exist."
    "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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    • "So, think I could fit into your pants?"

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      • - "Stop being a pussy and drink the grape juice!"
        There are no stupid questions, just stupid customers.

        "Labour to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience." - George Washington

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        • The carts! The carts will never transform into Optimus Prime!

          -What do you mean that the money is gone? Of course its gone You have told me every hour on the hour, you're like a damn clock.

          -The darkness is coming
          Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeper

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          • "I *still* have an urge to steal 50 cars..."
            I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

            Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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            • "Try not to pass out on your face again."
              "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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              • "Oh! So plug this in here and it will work? COOL!"

                B
                "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
                I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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                • "I doubt Mt. Doom is wheelchair-accessible."

                  "The [brand name] printer works just like a regular printer after you liquor it up."

                  "Don't talk about snot nose with the hollandaise interface. That's just nasty."
                  The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                  The stupid is strong with this one.

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                  • A bren gun mounted on a push bike...? Interesting.
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • "just stick it up the tube and see if it comes out the other end"

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                      • The surgeon could fit her whole hand up there.
                        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                        • Oh, I'm going to punch you in the scrotum!
                          I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                          Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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                          • "Do you want your sausage wrapped in plastic?"
                            Unseen but seeing
                            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                            3rd shift needs love, too
                            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                            • "Well, slaves are biodegradeable..."

                              "Could always glue four people together for that. Two bent over if you wanted to be environmentally friendly."

                              Rapscallion

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                              • I've heard all about you, and your inside leg measurement.
                                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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