I stared at a cucumber today. How was your day hunny?

[teh_blumchenkinder]

I'm thinking of the "Help Yourself" sign and all its variations... Such as the one that appeared next to a pile of squash in my factory's breakroom. It read "Free! Please take and enjoy!" It was written on neon yellow paper.

...And so one coworker stole the sign and taped it surreptitiously to the back of a coworker known all around the factory for being a cheerful, undiscriminating, and unapologetic slut. She wore it around on her back for about two hours before noticing.

So how'd she react? Details, Haunted, details!

[dalesys]

I'm thinking of the "Help Yourself" sign and all its variations...

A friend left a message on her office computer's screen saver: "If you want me, have me paged"

She'd bumped the font size up a little too far, so the last word was left off...