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  • Snickers: $0.60 Religious Epiphanies: Free

    So, as a disclaimer and a warning here, I am not making this topic to put down, defame, curse or otherwise make an ass of myself regarding other peoples religious views. I trust you all to do the same if you read and reply to this.

    So, I live and work in small towns. My workplace alone resides in a town where there is no police force. They elect a sheriff. I also live in one of the whitest states of the union, so it's rather unsurprising to say that most places of worship you run into here are some denomination of Christianity. I've seen others around, but they're few and far between all the Bake sales, rummage sales and potluck dinners. But no big deal, regardless of religions we're all a very laid back population with a live and let live attitude.

    That makes this all the stranger. While I was taking a bathroom break, I noticed something sitting atop the water tank. I picked it up and was greeted by the Grim Reaper, waving and giving a hearty 'Hi There!' Looking closer, I saw it was a Christian Conversion Pamphlet, detailing the horrors of not accepting Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. Having spent 5 hours out of an 8 hour day behind the register yesterday without a break, then getting to leave work to hear my grandmother died, I was quite miffed and tossed the thing in the garbage so as to avoid the possibility of offending tourists. But that was not to be the end of my run in with these things.

    Later in the day, while getting a snack in our public snack machine, I noticed something else in the bottom along with my candy. Checking it again, I saw another picture of the Grim Reaper, still waving, and this time mentioning that 'We have an appointment'. I went to throw it away in anger, when something struck me.

    Whomever was putting these things out in the store was obviously putting them where they thought they would do the most good. The bathroom made sense, people used it all the time. But the snack machine? Was this person honestly expecting a person to reach down to retrieve their sugary chocolate treat, feel the paper and get curious enough to reach down and pick it up along with said candy, read it, then run straight out to the nearest church to convert along with their holy Snickers bar that showed them the light?

    I dunno, but for whatever reason, it stuck with me and made me chuckle a bit. Just hope I haven't offended anyone inadvertently.

  • #2
    Yeah... I always wondered about conversion efforts like that. At the very least, later on, when one is in a tight spot... you'll always remember the weirdo in a costume?
    (please note, me: evangelical Christian )
    "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
    "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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    • #3
      Yeah, I politely declined whenever my church did those, and my new pastor thinks they are a wee bit on the crazy side. I mean no offense to the people who use those and those who are helped by them, but I personally think them silly.
      Especially when I am in a church for a craft show, where you have to be the member of a church to sell in, and the people there give me one.
      ...If I have to be a Christian to work the show, why do I need a pamphlet? I can understand them putting stacks on tables to give people, and I never throw them out when they are placed on my table...but giving me one because I might need it? Maybe they hope I'll give it to someone that really needs it...that makes sense now...
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      • #4
        I don't believe in using tracts, I believe its shoving your religion in other people's faces and annoying people when you could be having a decent conversation comparing beliefs and getting to know one another. I firmly believe tracts are for the trash.

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        • #5
          The tracts only bothered me when they were left in lieu of a tip when I was a server.
          Cute points for making them look like money, though (not really).
          "There is no rehab for stupidity." --Chris Rock
          "You learn something new and stupid every day you work in retail."--IhateCrappyTire

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          • #6
            I know my husband will always politely ask the people who are handing out tracts or knocking on doors why they feel they should do this. There was the only little old lady who said that her women's group had a bit of a competition going on, so she needed to hand them out to keep her numbers up.

            @zombiequeen: a lot of the tracts are designed to be given to people who think that they're Christian, or who claim that they're Christian, but don't take it seriously enough. (All levity aside, a lot of them do seem to be written less to convert people, and more as a "are you doing this properly". I've looked them up online when I get bored, so I see the ones that aren't handed out in the streets). The best one I ever saw was one about why you should give out tracts.

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            • #7
              My family used to shop at a Christian based thrift store. Most of the proceeds went into the church. I think they had some of the best tracts. They were comic books, the art done in the typical graphic novel type style. I loved reading them. They had them at the register, and people could read them while they were waiting to check out. They didn't put it in your bag, they didn't point them out. They were just there, where you could grab them if you wanted them.

              Also my Pastor at the time would leave a a tract with his tip, not just a tract. He used to work as a busboy, when he was first starting, he knew better.

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              • #8
                Yeah I guess. This was a different church from mine...a more....traditional church if you will. I just thought it was kind of rude for them to give it to me. I waited until after I left to throw it away though, didn't want to upset anybody.
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                • #9
                  Religion is never bad, but the people in it can be. I have no problem with any religion, and actually have studied quite a few of them and incorporated some of their values into my own. I regularly debate with a local minister and some of the people that go to his church, and not ONE of them treat me bad because I don't believe like them. Though sometimes the debate gets heated , we never take it personally.

                  As long as somebody doesn't shove their religion in my face, or DEMAND I convert, it's all good. I agree that pamphlets serve no real purpose, besides busy work..for some of the people in the religion that are bored. Or the ones that give the religion a bad name. Just remember, it is not the religion. There are good people in all of them..its just that the more pushy ones that seem to have no life besides trying to force others to convert that give the religion a bad name.
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                  • #10
                    Isn't that funny how you find those things in the least expected places?
                    I can see leaving them in the restroom - people have to use it, so you have a "cornered" market there. And in the lunch room for the same reason.

                    But I wouldn't expect them in a vending machine!
                    B1 Snickers B2 Skittles B3 M&M Peanut B4 Religious Tract
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Cutenoob View Post
                      Isn't that funny how you find those things in the least expected places?
                      I can see leaving them in the restroom - people have to use it, so you have a "cornered" market there. And in the lunch room for the same reason.

                      But I wouldn't expect them in a vending machine!
                      B1 Snickers B2 Skittles B3 M&M Peanut B4 Religious Tract
                      That thing better be free! Dang, I wanted M&M's but all I got was some nasty paper that tastes Dreadful!
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                      • #12
                        Quoth ZumZum View Post
                        The tracts only bothered me when they were left in lieu of a tip when I was a server.
                        Cute points for making them look like money, though (not really).
                        Yeah, whoever came up with the idea of making them look like money was one heartless bastard.

                        Interestingly enough, a former classmate of mine was working as a stripper for awhile, and someone gave her one of those as a "tip."


                        Quoth Mytical View Post
                        As long as somebody doesn't shove their religion in my face, or DEMAND I convert, it's all good.
                        That's how I look at it. I recently got back in touch with another girl I went to school with, who I hadn't heard from in almost 20 years. She's found religion, and is quite serious about it, but she doesn't throw it in your face. During one of our conversations, she invited me to her church. I politely declined, and she never brought it up again, so it's all good.
                        Sometimes life is altered.
                        Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                        Uneasy with confrontation.
                        Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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                        • #13
                          Snickers......for $0.60?? Man, ours are $1.23 in the vending machine...and that's the normal size.



                          No tracts though....
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Cat View Post
                            Snickers......for $0.60?? Man, ours are $1.23 in the vending machine...and that's the normal size.



                            No tracts though....
                            Maybe the tracts are inside the wrapper, thus making them more expensive.
                            It's a lot of work unwrapping them without ripping the wrapper or eating the candy, putting in a tract, then rewrapping and gluing them so they look normal.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth zombiequeen View Post
                              Maybe the tracts are inside the wrapper, thus making them more expensive.
                              It's a lot of work unwrapping them without ripping the wrapper or eating the candy, putting in a tract, then rewrapping and gluing them so they look normal.
                              Your candy had a religious tract? Mine just had a golden scrap of paper that looked like a ticket of some sort.

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