Well actually, I do...Fuck off. That wouldn't have made a very good title though. Who am I telling to fuck off? The asshole fuel delivery guy that came into the store tonight. Why? Well, a little background first. I work at a c-store, as you all know by now. We have the central monitor thing to our gas pumps in the back room. This monitor spits out a report a few times a day (or if we hit PRINT) that tells us what's in the tanks, etc. In the eight years (long time, I know) that I've been at the c-store, the one thing I've been told repeatedly was to never let the fuel delivery drivers go back and get that report. They are to stick the tanks to get the measurements as far as what's in each tank. Most of them do. Bitchy McBitcherson tonight, however, decided he was going to go the lazy way and get the report. The following conversation (more or less, I've already halfway blocked it from my mind) occurred. BFG=Bitchy Fuel Guy, Me is Me, CWJ is CoWorkerJ
CWJ: **comes to the kitchen and gets my attention** Um...This guy wants a report?
ME: **stops what I'm doing helping out in the kitchen, goes out there, all customer service friendly** What can i help you with?
BFG: I have a load of fuel, and I need the report from the machine back there **gestures to back room** so that I know which stuff goes in which tank.
ME: No. I'm sorry. I can't do that.
BFG: WHAT? WHY NOT?
ME: My manager gave me orders not to let you guys have that report, I'm sorry.
BFG: Well I wouldn't get the report, you go get it and give it to me!
ME: I can't do that. Sorry.
BFG: I'VE NEVER HAD TROUBLE GETTING IT ANYWHERE ELSE! YOU GET YOUR MANAGER ON THE PHONE!
ME: She's going to tell you the same thing I just did, but okay.
BFG: YOU GET YOUR MANAGER ON THE PHONE OR I'LL MAKE THE DAMN CALL MYSELF!
ME: Okay **goes and calls M, gets ahold of her on the second call** M, I have a fuel delivery guy here that wants the report in the back. I know that we aren't supposed to do that, and he told me to call you.
M: **instantly pissed** Well what's he got for fuel?
She goes back and forth with me and him and finally just has me pass the phone to him. While he's talking to her, I step back into the kitchen, because at that point I'm literally shaking with rage at this guy. Coworker E in the kitchen swore she thought I was going to punch him. Anyway, after a little back and forth with BFG and my manager, she has ME get the report and read it to her, and then hand the phone to BFG so she can tell him the numbers herself. To think, he wasted all that time being a rude fucker, demanding a manager, etc, when he could've just stuck the tanks and taken the measurements himself! Gah! Just thinking about it makes me angry! The good thing is, E and J both said they have my back if this guy tries to complain about me. E said she could hear him in the kitchen, because he was yelling THAT loudly. The great part? that was just the start of the night. Yeah. Full moons are SO much fun! **sighs**
CWJ: **comes to the kitchen and gets my attention** Um...This guy wants a report?
ME: **stops what I'm doing helping out in the kitchen, goes out there, all customer service friendly** What can i help you with?
BFG: I have a load of fuel, and I need the report from the machine back there **gestures to back room** so that I know which stuff goes in which tank.
ME: No. I'm sorry. I can't do that.
BFG: WHAT? WHY NOT?
ME: My manager gave me orders not to let you guys have that report, I'm sorry.
BFG: Well I wouldn't get the report, you go get it and give it to me!
ME: I can't do that. Sorry.
BFG: I'VE NEVER HAD TROUBLE GETTING IT ANYWHERE ELSE! YOU GET YOUR MANAGER ON THE PHONE!
ME: She's going to tell you the same thing I just did, but okay.
BFG: YOU GET YOUR MANAGER ON THE PHONE OR I'LL MAKE THE DAMN CALL MYSELF!
ME: Okay **goes and calls M, gets ahold of her on the second call** M, I have a fuel delivery guy here that wants the report in the back. I know that we aren't supposed to do that, and he told me to call you.
M: **instantly pissed** Well what's he got for fuel?
She goes back and forth with me and him and finally just has me pass the phone to him. While he's talking to her, I step back into the kitchen, because at that point I'm literally shaking with rage at this guy. Coworker E in the kitchen swore she thought I was going to punch him. Anyway, after a little back and forth with BFG and my manager, she has ME get the report and read it to her, and then hand the phone to BFG so she can tell him the numbers herself. To think, he wasted all that time being a rude fucker, demanding a manager, etc, when he could've just stuck the tanks and taken the measurements himself! Gah! Just thinking about it makes me angry! The good thing is, E and J both said they have my back if this guy tries to complain about me. E said she could hear him in the kitchen, because he was yelling THAT loudly. The great part? that was just the start of the night. Yeah. Full moons are SO much fun! **sighs**


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