Well then...

[Imogene]

Had a customer tonight ask me to get him some cigarettes...
J: "Okay... what kind?"
H: "Camel Pinks... *kind of sheepish* they're for my wife..."
I wander off, grab said cigarettes, and comes back.
J: "I did like the part where you felt you needed me to know they were for your wife, as though I was judging you..."
H: "You might not have been, but there were other people who were... I smoke cigars!"
J: "Okay then..." I wander off, and look at a coworker who's leaving... "I don't smoke, but when I do, I smoke Dos Equis!"
C: "What?"
J: "Never mind... had to get that thought out of my head... "I don't smoke but if I did, hey, pink cigarettes... sweet!"

[Marmalady]

"I don't smoke but if I did, hey, pink cigarettes... sweet!"

Like those lovely Sobranie Cocktail ones - all different pastel colours. The Black Russian ones are cool, too.

And I don't even smoke, either...

[superhotelworker]

I don't smoke either but I like my friends Camel Crush. I have tried them (It was that or run away from work one night cause of issues.. and surprisingly, they weren't SC related.)
They have pastel cigerettes?

[BlaqueKatt]

They have pastel cigerettes?

yup-I used to smoke them, so did my stepdad-a 6'2" former army ranger and harley davidson owner/rider-he even smoked them at bike week in daytona......

[Marmalady]

Them's the babies!

Aren't they so pretty?

[Amina516]

I think ill take up smoking just for the purple ones.

[Red_Dazes]

....That is awesome marketing right there.... I don't smoke but damn if I wouldn't be tempted to just so I could bust out that adorable multicolored pack!

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Evidently, this guy has not heard that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Except in his case. In his case, a cigar is clearly a penis.

[infinitemonkies]

About 10 years ago, they changed the warning labels on cigarettes in Canada to include photos. I think there were 8 different ones, IIRC. (In a delicious twist of irony, sales very briefly increased as people tried to collect the whole set.)One of them warned that smoking while pregnant can be harmful to your fetus.

For the next several months, damn near every time I went into any store that sold smokes I saw some guy demanding to give given a different pack, 'cause the ones that warn about pregnancy are clearly "women's" cigarettes.

[dendawg]

"I don't smoke, but when I do, I smoke Dos Equis!"

Stay smoking, my friends!