pop tart's why pop tarts?

[dawntazz]

OK last night we had a group of guys that was (no lie) stealing poptarts.

They was going to aisle 5 grabbing a box then visiting aisle 7 and emptying the boxes. Me and manager was watching and laughin. I guess they stole about 5 boxes before we realized exactly what they was doin. We chased then out of the store had them banned but we couldn't quit laughin bout it all night. I mean come on POPTARTS

[CaroPhoenix]

Hmmmm... Poptarts. *goes slack-jawed, far-away looking, drooling* I love Poptarts.

I don't know why they'd steal them. I'm always seeing them on sale. But you gotta admit, the sundae and chocolate fudge ones are the best!

[lordlundar]

Maybe they're hashish smokers and got the munchies.

I know, I've seen the Robin Williams show WAY too many times!

[AirHostess]

Mmm I haven't had Poptarts for ages...love those refined sugary snacks..

[CaroPhoenix]

And I always live by Paula Poundstone's* philosophy of eating pop-tarts:

Serving size is one tart (even though they are packaged 2 to a silvery packet).

Eat one, of course, the frist one tasted so good, I'll have the other one in the packet.

Those 2 tasted good, so I'll have the next packet. Of course, in a 3-packet box, there is one lonely packet in that big, roomy cardboard box. Hafta eat that last packet, you know?



*Paula Poundstone was a popular comedianne in the 1980's & this was a paraphrasing of her "famous" pop-tart spiel.

[Misanthropical]

My little guy would turn himself inside out for Blueberry pop tarts. I think they are nasty myself, but he just loves them.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Yeah, I'm betting munchies, too.

[Broomjockey]

The real question is "Why NOT pop tarts!"

Those used to be good for when I didn't bother with breakfast before class. However, I'm trying to be slightly better now. I've switched to pizza pops

[RentalRacer]

Were they caught with the Pop-Tarts? Or did they keep the boxes? I am just wondering if the plan was to empty the poptarts out, then make a quick stop over at electronics for a few CD's or DVD's....they would probably fit just right in a Pop-Tart box...

And, maybe its because I have had a few beers...but "Pop-Tart" sounds funny