We all get those handouts, handbooks, paperwork, leaflets and brochures to fill out when we get hired. Those pages and pages of legalese and rules of what we can wear, when we can eat, how we must behave. So I thought... Why not make up a handbook for our customers? I'm sure some of the old timers remember that thing I typed up from the grocery store about rolling out the red carpet and putting on our Customer Hats. LOL. This'll be in the same cheery, but sarcastic vein.
Open yours with your cheery store rah-rah horse apples and go from there!
I'll start.
Hi! Welcome to the "No We're not Kinko's Print shop!" and congratulations on joining the NWNKPS! customer team! First things first!
Yes, we need the entire credit card number when you're purchasing things! It allows our accountants to actually take the money out of your account! Funny thing that!
We also need you to not use the main copier without staff supervision. There's a rather large sign on the copier in red lettering asking you to ask us to help you. Thanks! :-)
When we here at NWKPS! tell you to fill out the shipping form in its entirety. We mean the entire thing. Don't get upset when we use the information provided to type up a shipping label and we show it to you and it doesn't match the information in your head. Sorry! We know we're super here at NWKPS! but we're not superhuman!
Put on your employee hat and get into our shoes, and take a stroll over to the staff computer where the employee is diligently typing up your shipping label. Ooops! Did you see her make a typo? That's okay! Take a deep breath and go back to the counter and leave her be! Everybody makes mistakes and that's what the backspace key is for! :-) And don't worry, they'll make sure the address is correct and let you double check the print out. Sit tight! Patience is a virtue!
Oh did you want business cards!? That's great! Our graphic artist will be with you in a moment! Did you want the cards created by our professional graphics team or did you have a file? Do you have a file?! That's great! But it must be in Adobe Illustrator format! Microsoft Word is for word documents! That's great! We love team work here at NWKPS!
Dress appropriately for the indoor conditions as well as outdoor. Our staff here at NWKPS! wears short sleeved polo shirts year round and our offices are kept at a toasty 72 degrees - 79 in winter. Please be considerate to the staff at NWKPS! when they ask you to not prop open the door and let in all the cold air.
Have a great day! :-)
Open yours with your cheery store rah-rah horse apples and go from there!
I'll start.
Hi! Welcome to the "No We're not Kinko's Print shop!" and congratulations on joining the NWNKPS! customer team! First things first!
Yes, we need the entire credit card number when you're purchasing things! It allows our accountants to actually take the money out of your account! Funny thing that!
We also need you to not use the main copier without staff supervision. There's a rather large sign on the copier in red lettering asking you to ask us to help you. Thanks! :-)
When we here at NWKPS! tell you to fill out the shipping form in its entirety. We mean the entire thing. Don't get upset when we use the information provided to type up a shipping label and we show it to you and it doesn't match the information in your head. Sorry! We know we're super here at NWKPS! but we're not superhuman!
Put on your employee hat and get into our shoes, and take a stroll over to the staff computer where the employee is diligently typing up your shipping label. Ooops! Did you see her make a typo? That's okay! Take a deep breath and go back to the counter and leave her be! Everybody makes mistakes and that's what the backspace key is for! :-) And don't worry, they'll make sure the address is correct and let you double check the print out. Sit tight! Patience is a virtue!
Oh did you want business cards!? That's great! Our graphic artist will be with you in a moment! Did you want the cards created by our professional graphics team or did you have a file? Do you have a file?! That's great! But it must be in Adobe Illustrator format! Microsoft Word is for word documents! That's great! We love team work here at NWKPS!
Dress appropriately for the indoor conditions as well as outdoor. Our staff here at NWKPS! wears short sleeved polo shirts year round and our offices are kept at a toasty 72 degrees - 79 in winter. Please be considerate to the staff at NWKPS! when they ask you to not prop open the door and let in all the cold air.
Have a great day! :-)
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