Christmas Wish List

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

Affordable health care.

And every time I say it, people at work think I'm joking.

[Retail Associate]

I'm a bit late for a Christmas wish so this is my New Year's wish...

I wish aliens would abduct the new store director and take her to a planet far, far away!

She's an evil, Nazi bitch.

[XCashier]

Wishes for my work:

1. To move to a much newer and better building, one that doesn't have huge cracks in the back room walls and a sloping floor.
2. A larger cutting counter, maybe like the ones at the superstores.
3. Cash registers that don't crash every time someone buys a gift card.
4. A proper-sized refrigerator -- sorry, but a minifridge does not work for twenty employees!

I will be leaving there for my new job in January, but still...I do like my coworkers and would wish a better store for them.

[geek007]

New AGM- the current one's a lying sack of shit 3rd grade flunkie who probably slept her her way to the top. She's got a college degree in hotel management which I'm highly doubting unless they teach managerial incompentency 101. Totally useless. And she's on final warning so we are all just waiting for her to screw up one more time. I can't wait for her to do so.