ok I know I started this type of thread with "Wirty Dords customers don't like to hear"....this one is a slight twist.
things to include are
I'll start....
"I'm sorry I cannot see when your deposit will be released to your card, my magic crystal ball was broken by the last level of stupidity from the previous caller"
"oh of COURSE! let my wave my magic wand and make all those pesky gas holds/pending transactions be magically released!"
"of course I have a direct line to see why they released only $xxx onto your account rather then $zzz....mind holding while I consult the bones and then conjure up a few spirits?"
"Thank you for calling (my company) this is Sarlon, how may i mess up your account today?"
anyone is welcome to add lets make this interesting but clean of course.
things to include are
- things you WANT to say that will still not get you in legal trouble
- no cursing unless appropriate
I'll start....
"I'm sorry I cannot see when your deposit will be released to your card, my magic crystal ball was broken by the last level of stupidity from the previous caller"
"oh of COURSE! let my wave my magic wand and make all those pesky gas holds/pending transactions be magically released!"
"of course I have a direct line to see why they released only $xxx onto your account rather then $zzz....mind holding while I consult the bones and then conjure up a few spirits?"
"Thank you for calling (my company) this is Sarlon, how may i mess up your account today?"
anyone is welcome to add lets make this interesting but clean of course.
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