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Seriously, I see this product on our store shelves and I'm not supposed to comment to people that it resembles a purple dildo full of purple drank?
Why don't they tell me to just stop living?
Why don't they tell me to just stop living?
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It does look very much like a purple version of the "personal massagers" they used to sell by mail in the back of women's magazines.Labor boards have info on local laws for free
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Lmao, that's exactly what it looks like XD.Comment
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My. God.
Even the screwtop (hush!) looks exactly like a speed control.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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It reminds me of the alcohol shots a local bar would service. A test tube of flavored alcohol and the college kids loved it.
Gross. That's exactly what I was thinking *gag*Quoth Silvercat View Post'Pure protein'? I'm sure it is...
A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)Comment
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"for those who are serious about their protein intake"
Yep. I went there.
I don't know how someone WOULDN'T go there. However, I would think if someone were all THAT "serious about their protein intake"they wouldn't really need something like this, right?Comment
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I think I found a pic of Irv:
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What? Really? That's just wrong. In the funniest way.Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
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Darn it you guys beat me to it. My Mind went STRAIGHT to the gutterQuoth Silvercat View Post'Pure protein'? I'm sure it is...
(and no should be surprised in the least)
I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."Comment
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That's just classic greatness right there!!!
And the even funnier thing is, you know exactly what some unique girl somewhere is going to use that for, after she's done guzzling that purple protein!!! I dare say more shockingly what some guy might do? lol Yerp shocking but true!! If it can be done, someone somewhere will do it!! haha It's still early, but I think this one will win laugh of the day!! Just amazing container design there! haha
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My mind never goes to the gutter. It's already there, so I'm one step ahead of all of you
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I...drink those.....DON'T JUDGE ME!Comment
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First thing I thought of just now.Quoth wagegoth View Post
I don't think Irv's the only perv out there . . . I think the product designer is one as well.
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Ah, so you're the dude that's renting the space when I'm not there. Wondered who was leaving the mess about.Quoth taurinejunkie View PostMy mind never goes to the gutter. It's already there, so I'm one step ahead of all of you
My husband informs me that for me, the gutter is the equivalent of the posh penthouse. Hell, I consider the sewer to be high-class doings.
What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --GravekeeperComment
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