Damn You Auto Correct

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Our salesfloor supervisor was away at one of the small-town stores helping them get unfucked after they lost a few people due to firings and resignations and then fell helplessly behind on freight and planograms.

A manager from another store was helping coordinate the workload for the time she would be there, and making a list of the things that needed to be done week-by-week. He must've made a typo somewhere, the auto-correct kicked in and, well, the result was this:



I hope that was as good for you as it was for me.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Damn you, Irv!


Personally, I much prefer mine unplanned, thankyouverymuch.

[rose_metal_nz]

That is GOLD! Might I suggest you submit it to one of those DYAC type sites?

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Yeah it has fun with "Pennsic" too.

[pzychobitch]

Orgasms are better UNPLANNED anyways..

[Rapscallion]

I'd actually high-five the coder of that autocorrect, actually...

Rapscallion

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

That is GOLD! Might I suggest you submit it to one of those DYAC type sites?

I thought about it but decided against it. Let's just say if somebody in the know were to stumble upon it, it would be obvious who provided the source to me.

[Marmalady]

Am I the only one who saw that and had a mental image of a special section for a Filofax?

[emax4]

And all this time, I've wasted time on plan-o-grams when I should have been enjoying doing orgasms. It's all better in a group environment too.

[AccountingDrone]

ROFL, Jester and I had a fair amount of autocorrect issues over the past few weeks. I still haven't found out how to turn it off totally but I did find out how to enter odd words into my dictionary to sort of evert the issue

[Dark Psion]

I have always said that Plan-o-grams are what Dominatrices do for a day job.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I got to meet the author of that memo today! He was in our store doing some big important audit thing or something.

I did not ask him for an autographed copy. That would've been bad form.

[PepperElf]

Awwww.

i'm hoping someone told him about it. cos that was funny.

[Plague*Star]

I got to meet the author of that memo today! He was CAME in our store doing some big important audit thing or something.

I did not ask him for an autographed copy. That would've been bad form.

There, fixed that for ya
P*S