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Our secretary got a call yesterday from someone wanting to set up our company to be able to take credit cards. Here is how their conversation went down.
Sec = Secretary
DA = Dumb ass on the phone
Sec: We deal in large monetary transactions of over $100,000 often, no credit card is going to give that up
DA: Sure they will
Sec: Not without prior approval from a bank
DA: Right
Sec: And then they'll take a percentage
DA: What?
Sec: The credit card company will take a percentage of the money we get
DA: Right, so what you want something for nothing
Sec: You're darn right
DA: Well I'd sure like to see the sunrise in your little world, you mean to tell me you get checks for $100,000?
Sec: Actually yes, I got a check today for close to $150,000.
DA: Well okay, have a nice day in your little world lady
What makes people think that what their selling is the end all greatest thing in the world? I mean we do just fine, and have been since 1967 without credit cards.
Sec = Secretary
DA = Dumb ass on the phone
Sec: We deal in large monetary transactions of over $100,000 often, no credit card is going to give that up
DA: Sure they will
Sec: Not without prior approval from a bank
DA: Right
Sec: And then they'll take a percentage
DA: What?
Sec: The credit card company will take a percentage of the money we get
DA: Right, so what you want something for nothing
Sec: You're darn right
DA: Well I'd sure like to see the sunrise in your little world, you mean to tell me you get checks for $100,000?
Sec: Actually yes, I got a check today for close to $150,000.
DA: Well okay, have a nice day in your little world lady
What makes people think that what their selling is the end all greatest thing in the world? I mean we do just fine, and have been since 1967 without credit cards.
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