New job title: Pee Pee!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Today we found out that corporate is changing our management structure. As a result of this reorganization, some positions that were abolished when the previous regime came to power are now being comically resurrected. Even more comically, the people who used to hold those positions don't even want to take them if they are offered to them.

Even more comically, the recieving department's name has been changed for the third time since I've been there. Previously, we were the inbound/outbound freight team. Now we are on the Product Processes team. Which makes us all Product Processors, or as I will hereafter refer to us, PP's, because:

1. "PP" is funny to say, and
2. Having a job title that's a synonym for a bodily output is also funny

Hee, hee, I'm getting a gigglefit typing the letters "PP"!

[DarthRetard]

Heh heh. .....pee pee.....

almost as fun to say as fraaaaancissssscoooooooooooooooo

[BookstoreEscapee]

Hehe..before I registered here one of the names I considered I decided against because it would have been abbreviated to PP. Of course, now I'm BSE, which is mad cow disease, so I guess I didn't think it through enough.

[Anakah]

You think that's bad? My inititals will be VD once I'm married!

[rvdammit]

You think that's bad? My inititals will be VD once I'm married!

At least you have the choice not to take the other surname.

[Ackee]

What next

One of our departments at work have the initial AAS.
Try saying it out loud and keep a straight face

[Geek King]

1. "PP" is funny to say, and
2. Having a job title that's a synonym for a bodily output is also funny

Hee, hee, I'm getting a gigglefit typing the letters "PP"!

Now you just need to make up little morale signs printed on the ugliest yellow paper you can find. I suggest the following wording:

Product Processes, We're #1!

[Becks]

[*]"PP" is funny to say

Reminds me of an episode of Animaniacs. They're hanging out with Pablo Picasso (who is wearing a smock with his initials on it), and Wakko (I think) says to him, "Did you know you have PP on your smock?"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Now you just need to make up little morale signs printed on the ugliest yellow paper you can find. I suggest the following wording:

Product Processes, We're #1!

I like! I like!

I just thought of another one: Product Processes: We're whizzes at what we do!

Another one! We keep the product moving like a raging waterfall!1`

[alexdsoso]

At a school district i used to work at, a LOOONg time ago, IT was known as FACS , File Automation/ Computer Systems. Then, they added a seperate department for networks, underneath it, and it was called Information Systems Technology. they eventually combined them into IS&T, but for a long time, all comunications came from FACS/IST

[Format C]

It's pronounced "Pei Pei."

[HalloranElder]

Perhaps you could start a competition to see who is the best in the Product Processes team. The winner then gets a badge that says:

"#1 PP"

[MadMike]

I remember seeing an article ages ago about some "Middle School", whose name escapes me, but started with a "P", decided to make some gym shirts with the schools initials on them. One of those "It seemed like a good idea at the time" things.

Interestingly enough, the school officials eventually realized that there was something disturbing about a bunch of girls with "PMS" on their shirts.

[CherryB]

Back in the early 80's, these little tie tack/lapel pins became popular. You use your 3 initials on them.Jewelry stores sold them in 14K, and you could get a small 3 point diamond on them. One day a lady comes into our jewelry store and orders one of these with (and I am not making this up swear to Gord) the initials ASS. Her name was Alice Sue Sanders.

The store owner, a proper Jew and not blessed with an overactive funny bone, looked at her and said deadpan "Lady you got a lot of guts."

I had to go to the vault and roll on the floor I laughed so hard. 25 years later I still chuckle when I see in my memory him peer over the tops of his pince nez glasses and look at her when she told him her initials.

[ArenaBoy]

The Grand theft auto series has a lot of those acronyms in the games. One of them being Citizens Raging Against Phones.