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    Don't eat it!

    I almost had a fit today when this email came through. I work in technical dispatch and also handle a lot of tech support type calls, which I route to different tech support teams who work in my call center. Apparently one of the teams is doing some experimenting today, and they sent out this:

    "The data team is putting a CPU in the breakroom fridge for a few hours for testing purposes. Please do not remove and especially don’t eat it."


    Last edited by myswtghst; 03-23-2007, 12:24 AM.
    "In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case

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  • #2
    Well those crackers cut my gums up something awful...

    Ahh I can't wait for that to come back on....

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    • #3
      You know what they say. The reason for the warnings is that somewhere, sometime, a floater in the genepool has defied logic and tried to either: make toast and take a shower at the same time, Iron their shirt while wearing it, put contraceptive jelly on their toast and get knocked up anyways, or decide that what the PC in the Fridge really needs is a little BBQ sauce to make it go down better.
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      • #4
        They didn't say anything about not being able to season it to taste.
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        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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        • #5
          No artichoke dip to go with the chip?
          Bears are bad. If an animal is going to be mean it should look so, like sharks and alligators. - Mark Healey

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          • #6
            No, just DIP switches.
            Seshat's self-help guide:
            1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
            2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
            3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
            4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

            "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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            • #7
              Quoth Blueberry View Post
              Well those crackers cut my gums up something awful...

              Ahh I can't wait for that to come back on....

              If it is Futurama, then I can't wait either. There is an idiot born every minute
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              • #8
                There's always a reason for disclaimers. We had to put "do not spray in eyes and do not ingest" on our bottles of eyeglass cleaners...
                If you don't like my attitude, talk to the manager!!! Oh, wait, that would be me!!

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                • #9
                  Quoth powerboy View Post
                  If it is Futurama, then I can't wait either.
                  This summer I hear! I love Bender!!!

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                  • #10
                    Yeah those microchips go well with salsa...

                    And if you toast them, they smell like popcorn. Problem is the smell makes the rest of lunch taste funny
                    Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.

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