male coworker called in sick "because my dick hurts."
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Quoth Sapphire Silk View Post
A friend told me this gem: he had a female co worker who took off every month because of her period--to the utter frustration of the rest of the staff. So one day a male coworker called in sick "because my dick hurts." The female manager tried to challenge it but the male coworker stood firm.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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Quoth cadguy View PostExcuses as told to me by a colleague regarding some of his co-workers excuses at his previous job:
"I can't come in today, I've eaten an ice lolly too quick"
"I can't come to work today, I have amnesia"
Really? REALLY?"Any kind of hereditary privilege is wrong, it's not just anti-democracy, it's just like inherent wrong" - Robert Smith
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Quoth cashierbex View PostI have yet to have a mental health day. Only time I called off when I wasn't sick was when I was going to a hockey game. I guess that could be classified as one, since it was during the holiday season in '08.
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Quoth Lady_Foxfire View Post(without overtime pay, because the pay period ends mid-week),
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